"Cuties. I’m gonna keep you."
Am I the only one that found this creepy, not cute? I mean, trolls in mythology have been known to kidnap children from their parents! Kristoff could be a changeling! He could have a family out there who has no idea what happened to him and thinks he’s dead!
And and and! The trolls in this movie can tamper with memories. Let that sink in.
They may have erased any and all memories Kristoff may have regarding his actual family. Make him believe it was only him and Sven, so he would more readily accept a place in the Troll family group.
basically fuck the trolls, they’re creepy and morally reckless
yo I’ve spoken about this before
Kristoff had parents, when was it ever told to us he didn’t? His father was probably one of the ice harvesters and since trolls are known for kidnapping children, we just witnessed that happen. They probably thought he got lost or worse… fell through the ice and drowned. That’s how it works in scandinavian folklore: the trolls lead the children’s parents to believe they died as many kids did back then.
THEY KIDNAPPED KRISTOFF. THEY TOOK HIM FROM HIS PARENTS. HE IS A CHANGELING.
THIS IS A MAJOR THING
The movie didn’t tell us he DIDN’T have parents; the movie also never told us he DID.
But seriously, I hate these guys.
im just gnna touch on the fact that kristoff’s past is so unclear i think thats one of my problems with this movies is that we really didnt get to know kristoff that and i wish we had.
all I’m saying is that the only Ice Harvester Kristoff might resemble is the one that stands beside him
"HAS ANYONE SEEN MA BOY, PLEASE ANYONE"
AND HIS THEORIZED “DAD’S” HAT IS THE ONE HE HAS THRU OUT THE MOVIE
it was all fun and games until I learned more about troll mythology
I was totally just messing around but then
then I discovered that they are attracted to beauty in human children
that’s when it got real
because we all know
Kristoff has the most beautiful blonde hair of all
to be envied and admired by all
and they knew
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